Foam trucker hat

there’s a type of person who buys a hat like this.
they don’t choose it. it chooses them.
the foam knows.

this hat has a cool embroidered logo — it will not protect you from violence, but it will bear witness.
wear it indoors like a mongo.
wear it into a room full of ladybabes who pretend not to notice you.

• front: 100% polyester. smooth like a coffin pillow.
• back: polyester mesh for air movement during episodes of light hiking w/ the girlies.
• foam: high-density, non-toxic, laminated. suitable for absorbing sweat & low-frequency trauma.
• shape: structured 5-panel, high-profile. you will be seen, for better or worse.
• visor: pre-curved, 8 rows of stitching. none of that corny flat peak clownery.
• interior: seamless lined foam panel — good for private thoughts & secretssss.
• details: matching braid, matching sweatband. subtle coordination like matching cuts on a lover’s thigh.
• snap: adjustable plastic. one size fits most heads, but maybe not Londoners (huge mutant heads)
• origin: blank product sourced from China or Myanmar. it has stories.

🧼 note: may feel cursed after prolonged use.

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Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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