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Atomic Youth Stickers v1
Atomic Youth Stickers v1
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do you yearn for small sticky things to validate your lack of identity? of course you do. you beautiful capitalist worm. when i was 12 my cousin ate a laminated business card and said it tasted like the future. this is like that, but real.
this is not just any sticker.
these one’s are shiny and have a border so white, they've been banned from Glastonbury for excessive morris dancing.
they cling to plastic like a needy ex, or a wet-nurse smeared in vaseline and yearning for plastic chassis.
stick them to your phone, your laptop, your gameboy, your diary, you ponce. give your objects the gift of skin.
let’s break it down, sunshine:
• film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US) — i have no idea what “monomeric” means, ok, but it sounds like the secretions of synthetic monks.
• white sticker border: 0.12” of purified holy aura, or illuminati under your sink, depending on your persuasion.
• glossy finish: reflective enough to help you realise your entire personality is curated from items like this
• application: fast. easy. too easy. you might not even feel it go in, very disappointing.
• durability: 2–3 years, longer than most relationships formed via social media.
• intended use: indoor only. i am the law.
• sourced from: japan. the land of vending machines, humility, and cities that are like raw dogging the internet without adblock.
IMPORTANT:
clean your surface before applying. not just physically. spiritually. if your aura is blemished, the sticker may peel in protest. i once knew an art student who applied one to a macbook. she hasn’t been able to sleep since. they say you can hear it sliding… trying to escape. but never quite.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
this is not just any sticker.
these one’s are shiny and have a border so white, they've been banned from Glastonbury for excessive morris dancing.
they cling to plastic like a needy ex, or a wet-nurse smeared in vaseline and yearning for plastic chassis.
stick them to your phone, your laptop, your gameboy, your diary, you ponce. give your objects the gift of skin.
let’s break it down, sunshine:
• film type: MPI 3000 Gloss HOP (EU) / Promotional Monomeric PVC (US) — i have no idea what “monomeric” means, ok, but it sounds like the secretions of synthetic monks.
• white sticker border: 0.12” of purified holy aura, or illuminati under your sink, depending on your persuasion.
• glossy finish: reflective enough to help you realise your entire personality is curated from items like this
• application: fast. easy. too easy. you might not even feel it go in, very disappointing.
• durability: 2–3 years, longer than most relationships formed via social media.
• intended use: indoor only. i am the law.
• sourced from: japan. the land of vending machines, humility, and cities that are like raw dogging the internet without adblock.
IMPORTANT:
clean your surface before applying. not just physically. spiritually. if your aura is blemished, the sticker may peel in protest. i once knew an art student who applied one to a macbook. she hasn’t been able to sleep since. they say you can hear it sliding… trying to escape. but never quite.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 5.83″×8.27″ | 8 ¼ | 5 ⅞ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| 5.83″×8.27″ | 21 | 14.8 |
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